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Mentally ill, Totally Chill Tee

$32.00 USD
$32.00 USD
SALE SOLD OUT
Size: S

Some days, you’re thriving. Other days, you’re just a possum in a cardigan sipping tea, doing your best. Either way, you’re totally chill (or at least pretending to be).

This design is all about embracing the beautiful mess of life with a little humor and a whole lot of comfort. The perfectly worn-in, vintage wash makes it feel like an old favorite from day one, while the bold, possum graphic speaks to every ghoul who's balancing life’s chaos with a smirk and a strong cup of caffeine.

Pair it with ripped denim, layered chains, and a “don’t talk to me before my iced coffee” attitude. Whether you’re a spooky mom, a sarcastic soul, or just vibing through the ups and downs, this tee’s got your back.

Own the chaos. Stay chill.

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  • Printed on Comfort Colors Tees
  • TAT : 15-20 business days

Shipping

  • Shipping cost is a flat rate of 6.99$ or get free U.S shipping on orders of 75$+
  • Processing time is currently up to 5 business days unless stated otherwise (ie for preorder items and made to order tees)
  • Graphic tees are made to order and my processing time for them is up to 15 business days
  • You will received an email once your order has shipped with a tracking number
  • Shop Dark Maude and its owner are not responsible for lost, stolen or damaged items during transit.
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Returns and exchanges

Hassle free returns policy

  • Please inspect your items upon delivery and contact us within 30 days for any damages or defective item. Email info@darkmaude.com.
  • Clearance items are final sale.
  • Customers can choose to be reimbursed on their original payment method or receive store credit.
  • Items will need to be sent back for any store credit or reimbursement to be issued.
  • Customers are responsible for shipping items back. Please contact us first so we can process the return and provide a shipping label at no cost to you.
  • Returned items should have no evidence of wear, stains or odor.
  • For any concerns, email info@darkmaude.com

Hassle free exchange policy

  • We accept exchanges within 30 days of delivery to you.
  • You may exchange a product for a different size, not a different product. 
  • Customers are responsible for shipping items back. Please contact us first so we can process the exchange and provide a shipping label at no cost to you.
  • For any concerns, email info@darkmaude.com

 

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